Traffic, don't talk to me about traffic!

"Hi honey, I'm on my way home from work but I'm stuck in traffic; I should get there in a couple of weeks!"

Ganked from beable!

Anybody know a lawyer?

Specifically, a lawyer who would be able to help a colleague who is having Issues with a guy he hired to do renovation work... he's looking to take it to small claims, and the paperwork is tangled enough that he wants some professional advice. He's talking about a few K$, so it's worth his while to do it kinda right.