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ironphoenix ([personal profile] ironphoenix) wrote2007-01-15 11:34 am
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[identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
One of the whiteboards at work has had "Canst not make physical contact with this! I am too genuine to terminate my hip-hop activities!" written on it for the last month or so.

[identity profile] ironphoenix.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
My suggestion: change it to
I am excessively physically attractive relative to my upper torso cloth covering
excessively physically attractive relative to my upper torso cloth covering
so physically attractive that it causes me to experience somatic agony

[identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
But that wouldn't be MC Hammer.

[identity profile] ironphoenix.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but a little bit of either goes a long, long way.

Especially when the CD is melted and reshaped into an aerobee.
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