ironphoenix: (demon)
ironphoenix ([personal profile] ironphoenix) wrote2007-01-15 11:34 am

[identity profile] ironphoenix.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
My suggestion: change it to
I am excessively physically attractive relative to my upper torso cloth covering
excessively physically attractive relative to my upper torso cloth covering
so physically attractive that it causes me to experience somatic agony

[identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
But that wouldn't be MC Hammer.

[identity profile] ironphoenix.livejournal.com 2007-01-15 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but a little bit of either goes a long, long way.

Especially when the CD is melted and reshaped into an aerobee.