Advice? (1 of 2)

[ironphoenix]

It occurs to me that some of you may have good ideas about things I should or shouldn't do, but you may be too chickenshit timid tactful to tell me unless I ask.

So I'm asking! What advice do you have for me?

Just one little rule: if you would be offended if I don't take your advice, please hold your peace. I doubt this is an issue for the folks on my flist, but it's worth stating explicitly to prevent misunderstandings.

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Comments

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

If you develop a gaping sore on your penis that hurts when you stick it up the cat, see a doctor. . . but don't tell him about the cat. ;-)

[ironphoenix.livejournal.com]

In the event that this should occur, I will strive to remember this pithy and practical piece of advice!